2025赛季足球预测：财富与转会的水晶球

• I want Atletico Madd to win La Liga just to shake things up.
• Madame Martin gives predictions for the 2025 season with crystal balls.
• Who will be the next $100 million signing?
• Mohamed Salah's future club is debated.
• A discussion on the biggest transfer from the US men's national team.
• Predictions on which team will win major trophies.

I want Atletico Madd to win La Liga just to shake things up. Who's gonna win it? Stay on business, bro. Atletico Madrid. King of Cups. Real Madrid. Wow. It's okay. That one I know she made up, Filo Madri.

I'm gonna say they're the most stacked team in La Liga. Madame Martin here with our fortune telling crew giving you predictions for the 2025 season. We've got our crystal balls out, which means we have all the answers to what is to come in the new year. Alexis decided not to play along.

I'm also a fortune teller, but I got a lot of products in my hair. I'm not doing this segment. Not. I am boycotting this segment until Lexus puts on his prop. You heard the man. Then I would suggest you take a walk. You must wear a funny hat as well. Alexis, come on, darling.

No, I'm not done. I have a lot of products with my hair too. Yeah, okay. I'm happy for all of you. This is great.

Which player will be the next $100 million signing? Look into our crystal ball. What's the UN Nico? Victor GS will be a hundred million. A hundred million? Who's gonna pay him that? Someone's gonna pay 100 million dollars for Victor Gil Yesr, bro, in the Prem.

You don't think we need someone else? Victor Oseimman couldn't even get...what was that number? Like 60 to 70 mil. Yeah, but that's because he was in an ice box. Okay, but getting 100 he would have gone. He would have gone the season before.

That's fair. A hundred million. Christine, I will consult my cards. Oh yes, I will read the tarot. Oh. King of pentacles in reverse. Florian vets. Oh, that's a good one. That's a really good one.

Where to? The cards are not wrong. That's a very good question. Or which league? I see him going to the Prem. If anybody can pay that money, it's gonna be the Premier League.

Okay, Alexis. Mmm. This is interesting because there are a couple of ways you can take it, right? You can go for someone really in character. In character? Please. There is. You can take it very young.

I am just a Dominican super of a building of town. I don't have access. Did you don't know if I know the future or... No, you don't know nothing. U.

I think you can go with someone really, really young and say like in the next two or three contracts, you'll get 100 million or the next two or three transfers, I should say. But I'm gonna go with Erling Haaland when his time is up at Manchester City.

Okay. Yeah. So you're suggesting, fortune teller friend, that? That is soon. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Madn does. Tell me.

Do you see it in Theo? I tell. This is fun. The hookah. We're gonna keep going. Too much hookah for you.

Okay. Our next prediction. Mo Salah, where will his next club be? Liverpool or somewhere else? Nico? Liverpool. They're gonna get it done. Okay. They're gonna get it done. I have faith in that.

Madame coupeo is shuffling her tarot cards. What do they say? Page of swords. He will stay at Liverpool. I don't know what any of that means. So I'm like, yeah.

The fact that she does makes me trust her. I'm gonna say, eif f. You know what I mean. Ooh. Noid. I think there's too much stealing going on.

Pick that club. He wanted to say it 100%. 100%. Who's the manager? Who's the manager of Valati? Yeah. Cvgber for how. Okay. And what club did he play for? Yeah. Liverpool.

Yeah. So he's Liverpool engine. Now they're gonna combine the two. That's why they got Jordan Henderson. I would go to, if you're getting Salah on the form that he's in. Al Nasser or ali tiad. La tiad.

Yeah. Or al alal when they. Or. Excuse me. I meant to say not even Al Nasser, Ronaldo there.

I meant to say Al Hilal or Al Eihad. How old is Mo Salah? Isn't he 34? 33 by the end of his contract. Okay. At what age would you actually believe that he's going to Saudi? I don't believe your prediction.

35. Okay. When his next contract is over. Okay.

Moving it right along for now. The biggest. I don't know if I want to keep doing this voice or not. Yes. Do it. You've committed, man. All right. Locking in.

Okay. Looking at the USMNT's national team ever, which player will be the biggest transfer in 2025? Coupupo, coming to you first. I don't think the cards have something for this in here.

Can I go? Fine. We'll findly jedi. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, this has been a very divisive topic on our weekend matchday shows. Is he the best wing-back in the league? In the Premier League? Yes. I think.

I think so. I think he's also the most informed and I think he's the most ripe for a big move. So I don't know how much, can't I can't figure out how much a team would place the value on a player. Read like a left-back.

Liverpool ready. You your. You f ready. They don't spend like that. Okay, okay. They don't spend like. But that was like that one splash.

But we're not. They're not gonna go for a splash with Anthony Robinson. They went for splash for Virgil Van Dijk and Allison. They ended up being the best players in their position in the world. Nunez was like the one meh.

The one in Klopp's entire history of him being at Liverpool. You're Fulham. I'm giving you 25 million. I'm Liverpool. I'm giving you 25 million for Anthony Robinson.

I'm not even picking up. I'm giving you 35 million. I'm not picking up the phone. I'm giving you 45 million for Anthony Robinson. I'm giving you 55 million for Anthony Robinson. I'll consider it. But I'm not closed.

You're not close yet. Not closing on 55. I think it's somewhere in the 60 to 65 right now. What do you think it is, Nico? I think it's around 50. If I'm like, is that enough? Is that enough for Fulham?

If I'm Liverpool, maybe for another club. I'm Liverpool. Think of the big clubs in need of a left-back.

You rea United, this guy twice here it's United or Liverpool. Okay, so do we all agree that Anthony Robinson is the next big USMNT transfer for somewhere between 50 and 70 mil? Yeah. Does that sound ballpark?

Okay, very good. I would agree with that. Hard to think of another player who would be more primed for that kind of move.

Okay, this is a fun one. Who will win a trophy? Fest har he Kane. Oranum Harry Kane. Easy. You don't need a crystal ball. Crystal.

Yeah, easy. The cards are not needed for this exercise. Harry Kane. Spurs are two games away. Ket a buck up from winning a trophy.

They're also Spurs still. And also that potential final does come way before Harry Kane can win any of his trophies. I'm still going here. I wonder.

I wonder who has. Who the bookies have higher odds for Bron winning the Bundesliga or Spurs winning the Carabao Cup. Probably Spurs winning the Carabao Cup.

I feel like over there, it's just a lot of Spurs hate. No, it's being realistic. I just think that Harry Kane finally is in the position to win something.

And I, given the history with Spurs, the turbulence they still experience, it's far more likely that Harry Kane...

The three of you are dressed like you're going to a believe the statement. Which is, I believe they're kind of cursed. Mean we knew you were on our team.

Okay, here we go with some league predictions. Which team will win La Liga? I want Atletico Madri to win La Liga just to shake things up.

Who's gonna win it? Stay on business, bro. Atletico Madri. King of Cups. Real Madrid. Wow. It's okay. That one I know she made up, Filo Madrid.

I'm gonna say they're the most stacked team in La Liga. They deserve it. They're very. Julian Alavez gets a C.

Okay, go. Whatever you said. Which team will win? Saia Kupa, I'm starting with you on this one. Atalanta. Laea. Inter.

I think Inter do the double. Okay, very nice. Last but not least, here we go. Which club win the Club World Cup, Nico?

Club Atletico. Boca Junior, Right? What do you think? I think you've been smoking something. I think Real Madrid. Inter.

All right. Not even like a Palmeiras Flamengo over here. Come on, guys. Fun. The heavy hitter favorites.

All right. Alexis, catch. No, no, it. Do it, do it, do it. I don't know. Come on, don't be scared.

No, actually we're gonna practice the. Don't be scared. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it. Imagine that's your prop. Don't do that.